_Have a bad idea of your own? [Write to us with your pitch](/content/tldr/charles-and-davids/contact/index.html) or [submit it directly](https://github.com/badideafactory/corporate/issues?q=is%3Aissue+is%3Aopen+label%3A%22project+application%22). This one comes from Mike Bloomberg ( [the poor one](https://twitter.com/bloombergme))._

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- Covfefe & Cream
- Thin Mint Romney
- Strawbarry Goldwater
- Cherry Falwell
- Ted “Chocolate” Nougat
- NRA Parfait
- Trickle Down Chocolonomics
- The Fudge Report
- French Vanilla

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### Disclaimer

It has been brought to our attention that this post is about US politics.